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 Player Profile:  Andrew Milner

Lazy Milner miss-fires if front of posts, but the boy's for rent!
 

FACT FILE

Full name:      Andrew Englebert Milner                            Born:              23^rd October 1985     
Birthplace:     Oldham Royal                                                            
Job:                 Welder/Fabricator or Rent Boy
Family:           Mother
Pets:                2 Dogs                                                             Nickname:      Miln or Lazy Sh*t
Position:         Full Back / Wing / Fly-Half (cough)           
Former teams: Football – Harrow Hill & Mitcheldean
Debut:             Extra XV vs Westbury 2^nd XV

Highest level played at:
Drybrook 2^nd XV
Football – Hellenic League

Cup achievements:
 Rugby – Highest achievement is obtaining Knob of the match for 2 games running for the Extra XV.
Skittles – Winter League Champions with Drybrook RFC

MOST MEMORABLE MATCH
EXTRA XV Vs Tewkesbury – it was my 20^th game of Rugby and I made my first ever tackle.

WORST MATCH
UNITED XV vs Coney Hill 2nds – I got ripped apart.

FUNNIEST MOMENT
Seeing our Full-back kick the ball from outside of our 22 back into our try area resulting in a try for the opposition.

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT
Missing a conversion from in front the posts against Berry Hill Wappers on the Saturday and then repeating the same feat on the Sunday in a Charity Match – This is why is received my Knob of the match awards.

RUGBY HEROES
Jonny Wilkinson, Josh Lewsy, Rob Andrew and Mike Tindall

GREATEST INFLUENCES
’Soapy’ Rawlings and Jimmy Ryder.

CURRENT PLAYERS ADMIRED
Dave Auker-Howlett and Andy Jones and all the other old-timers that put on their kit every Saturday including Steve Rawlings.

YOUNG PLAYERS FOR THE FUTURE
 Adam Yemm (Honestly), Carl Moore and Myself (Not a chance).

CLAIMS TO FAME
Being a lazy runt in Training, and being top Bar man Adam Yemm’s rent-boy.

 MAIN COMPLAINT ABOUT LOCAL RUGBY
Organisation

CHANGES TO IMPROVE LOCAL GAME
 Better Pitches.

FAVOURITE GROUNDS
The Mannings

MAIN HOBBIES AND INTERESTS:
Rugby, Tennis, Poker and Pornographic Material.

INJURIES:
None YET!!!!! Apart from Broken nails.

RUGBY PET HATES:
Bad refereeing decisions.

RUGBY SUPERSTITIONS:
None.

OTHER SPORTS FOLLOWED AND SPORTSPEOPLE ADMIRED
Football and Boxing
Ricky Hatton

WHAT DO YOU LISTEN TO IN THE CAR?     Foo fighters, Kaiser Chiefs, Music.
FAVOURITE TELEVISION:                                Soccer AM
FAVOURITE ACTORS :                                       Vin Diesal and Keira Knightly.
FAVOURITE FILMS:                                             Love Actually and What a girl wants.
FAVOURITE DRINK:                                            Lager Dash and Vodka & Red Bull.
FAVOURITE FOOD:                                              Kebab
FAVOURITE HOLIDAY DESTINATION :        Corfu
FAVOURITE RESTAURANT:                             KFC

PERSON YOU WOULD MOST LIKE TO MEET:
Ann Robinson

WHO/WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE BEEN IN A PREVIOUS LIFE?
Sporting superstar or involved in the gay porn industry.

MOTTO IN LIFE :
All I want is a beer and a by – So whats wrong with that!

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